Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...