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A brain goes to a local bar
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Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
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The world’s smartest man?
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A husband and wife were out playing golf…
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God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
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A walking economy
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