A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...