Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.