Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...