Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...