For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.