Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...