If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.