Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...