Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...