Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...