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Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...