A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...