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Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Pentagon and pencils
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
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What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
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Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!