The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...