Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....