Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam