Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...