White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...