What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...