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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Hick computer terms
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Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...