Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...