Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...