Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!