Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...