Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Christ Not Polish
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his mind
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
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The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
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The Eighteen Bottles
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