Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...