Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION