Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...