yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...