Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...