Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...