Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...