THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...