More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...