Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...