The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...