My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...