6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...