DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...