Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...