Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...