Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...