Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...