A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.