Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...