Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...