A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...