Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...